Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.
by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019
There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003
1. Someone who observes an an improper action but fails to do anything about it.
2. Similar to an individual acting like a douchebag.
3. Mispronunciation for "Innocent Bystander"
2. Similar to an individual acting like a douchebag.
3. Mispronunciation for "Innocent Bystander"
Scott was standing there and saw everything that happened and didn't do anything to fix it. He's such an Indecent Bystander
by Streakster June 12, 2018
Short for bystander, but not as bad.
They stand by, but not by choice, it's cuz they would get pummeled if they tried to help.
They want to help but they can't.
They look out for themselves before others, though...
They stand by, but not by choice, it's cuz they would get pummeled if they tried to help.
They want to help but they can't.
They look out for themselves before others, though...
A: Baldrick, you're such a bystander!
B: No, He's actually only a bystand. You should see him in a fight.
B: No, He's actually only a bystand. You should see him in a fight.
by zHmonsta December 15, 2021
Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.
Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
by Imakemoresensethenyou October 6, 2019