by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by the hairs on my balls by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

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