butzed

/verb, transitive/ To hit the living crap out of a softball, preferably (and almost exclusively) to the right side. Bonus points if the ball travels as far as the very first "butzed" ball, which is, of course, Menoken Grove. In modern usage, the ball must travel at least 412 feet to qualify as being sufficiently "butzed." Wind aided homers, illegal bat aided homers, and home runs that exceed the team limit do not count, as that is not at all how the word originated.

Hot chick in stands: "OMG, did you see that?! He totally butzed the shit out of that ball!"

Guy: "Bitch please, that thing didn't even crack 350'. Google Earth that trash and get back to me."

butzed by High Octane #0 June 13, 2008

bitzed

To work with a very hyper manager.

I was bitzed today.

bitzed by tough morning March 29, 2017

Buzzed 

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.

"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"

Buzzed by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

barely buzzed 

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.

"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"

barely buzzed by turk10777 August 28, 2014

buzzed tomato 

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

buzzed tomato by alierpantz January 10, 2013

Business Buzzed 

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.

#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.

Business Buzzed by Joshtown March 6, 2010

buzzed over 

The feeling, often experience after a night of drinking, where one is still slightly under the influence(buzzed) but also experiencing a hangover.

#1-i cant tell if I have a hangover or if im just buzzed
#2-you're buzzed over!

buzzed over by drunkenfool December 18, 2009