buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonkey

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

by Bumzin August 23, 2004

buttmonkey

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

by Urbanasia February 26, 2009

buttmonkey

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

by Attila Ecsedy October 17, 2003

buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl June 09, 2007

buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 21, 2006