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A set of laws governing how butts should be used.

Booty ass
Dude: Did you stick a banana up your ass?
Dude 2: Nah, it's against Buttlaw
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Buttlark 

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.
Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.
Buttlark by Sam December 3, 2003
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Buttlard 

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.
Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man
Buttlard by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

butthawk 

The punk movement takes the back door--a mohawk for your asscrack.
Dan's butthawk erupts from his crack.
butthawk by Zebulun May 2, 2005

butthawk 

A leader of the once powerful native-american tribe who died by falling off his horse! The tribe then tossed him in the river walking away shaking their heads on how such a great leader could have died in such a stupid way...
1693, New York State...
butthawk by Young_Kitsune August 1, 2003

butthawk 

(n)Butt-tawk
A term used mostly within redneck and trailer dwelling society. The action of excessive and unsubstantiated speach.
also see "verbal diarehea"
"Yea, cousine klemp wuz just a hootin' and a hollerin' about who was tha king 'round these here parts... sounded like a whole'lotta butthawk to me.
butthawk by Marques D. October 17, 2003
when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip
I got buttlag after two hundred miles.
buttlag by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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