buttlaw

A set of laws governing how butts should be used.

Booty ass

Dude: Did you stick a banana up your ass?
Dude 2: Nah, it's against Buttlaw

by Can't find my nipples June 2, 2016

Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003

Buttlard

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.

Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man

by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

butthawk

The punk movement takes the back door--a mohawk for your asscrack.

Dan's butthawk erupts from his crack.

by Zebulun May 2, 2005

butthawk

A leader of the once powerful native-american tribe who died by falling off his horse! The tribe then tossed him in the river walking away shaking their heads on how such a great leader could have died in such a stupid way...

1693, New York State...

by Young_Kitsune August 1, 2003

butthawk

(n)Butt-tawk
A term used mostly within redneck and trailer dwelling society. The action of excessive and unsubstantiated speach.
also see "verbal diarehea"

"Yea, cousine klemp wuz just a hootin' and a hollerin' about who was tha king 'round these here parts... sounded like a whole'lotta butthawk to me.

by Marques D. October 17, 2003

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004