buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around

"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."

by Bill Wang October 13, 2008

mule butter

has spreadabilty, but stubborn,

The fukin mule butter is runny and will not leave.

by stunx September 27, 2008