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Butt Suck

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The insertion of toilet paper or a sock between ones buttcheeks to prevent and absorb excess moisture and/or leakage from ones anus and/or vagina.
Sarah was quite embarrassed when her butt suck fell out of her pant leg in line at the grocery store. It was really nice of the gentleman to let her know.
Butt Suck by TJ Karns January 22, 2007

butt suck

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When air is sucked into the anus and farted out usally without a stench.
"Man, Dalan buttsucks so much that he has diarreah"
butt suck by GorJoe July 26, 2003

butt suck

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Using one's sphincter to stimulate the tip of a stationary penis, in a similar manner to performing fellatio.
I asked her to butt suck me off while we were spooning. She was happy to oblige.

He got butt sucked by a stranger in the parking lot.
butt suck by Col. Ephesius Colford September 24, 2011

butt suck

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Combination of butt kiss and kiss up.
Mark: I really like your hair Ms. Rogers.

Sam: Wow, what a butt suck.
butt suck by McKisenwether July 23, 2009

Classy butt suck

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The act of a male dressing up in a tuxedo filled with ranch and putting a vacuum nozzle up a females anus until she screams, “OH DADDY THATS ONE CLASSY ASS BUTT SUCK” as a safe word before her intestines are sucked up by the vacuum.
YO Jason totally classy butt sucked me last night! Daddy’s gonna be mad about all the ranch in his bed tho

suck butt 

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One who tends to kiss ass for job advancement
Billy Gene played suck butt with JC to get a few days off from work.
suck butt by I'm a mess June 1, 2006
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