butt muffle
The act of useing a large amount of toile paper in a public restroom to "muffle" the sound of a large fart.
butt muffle by Killa Cam/ A-Huizer January 24, 2012
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Butt Muffler
A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
Butt Muffler by SFDX August 6, 2010
Butt Muffler
A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.
Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.
Butt Muffler by Big E' March 9, 2006
butt muffler
1. Adj. Butt Muffler- Usually used in terms of insult or just to say something. When used as a direct adjective, mainly an insult, it utterly confuses the target, giving you time for your next comeback.
2. Noun Butt Muffler- When used as a noun, it is usually referred to something that is shove up or into the rectum to "muff" the noise of a fart or black any and all outgoing "materials".
2. Noun Butt Muffler- When used as a noun, it is usually referred to something that is shove up or into the rectum to "muff" the noise of a fart or black any and all outgoing "materials".
1. You god damn Butt Muffler, go fuck yourself!
2. Dude, your ass is leaking! I'll go get you a Butt Muffler.
2. Dude, your ass is leaking! I'll go get you a Butt Muffler.
butt muffler by Bmart June 8, 2007
South African Butt Muffler
When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
South African Butt Muffler by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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