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butt fish 

(verb): sperm that live in the anal cavity after being deposited by the donor along with seminal fluids through anal sex. They remain in the rectum swimming around, occasionally swimming out of the anus and often being pushed out by feces. They can live inside the host/hostess's body for three to five weeks before they die, often of malnourishment. They are carniverous, eating other sperm, until one "fish" becomes the dominant head. Though harmless, besides the occasional constipation, butt fish can become an embarrassment and the subject of constant joking and mockery towards the individual who acted as the host.
Green Lantern: Did you hear that Wonderwoman had butt fish?

Wolverine: Haha, no way, who gave them to her?

Flash: I heard it was Superman, he boned her so hard she won't shit for weeks!
butt fish by Martypastmidnight January 13, 2011
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butt fish 

1. Adjective used to describe a female who smells of both butt and fish.

2. Adjective used to describe a male who smells of both butt and fish
That chick smells like butt fish (Taint)

That dude smells like he just got some from butt fish girl.
butt fish by Robert Rene January 11, 2008
a male who has a pale little booty.
Jeff is such a fish-butt
fish-butt by pamanddenise January 13, 2009

butt fishing 

I'm into sports but most of all I like going butt fishing.
butt fishing by seperu1812 May 9, 2008

Fishy and Butt 

Refers to the greek symbols omega ( ω ) and alpha ( α ), both of which are used in Physics and look like what their names suggest, Fishy and Butt.
Hey dude! The Physics professor totally got pissed when we talked about Fishy and Butt!
Fishy and Butt by [Cromwell] March 22, 2010

fishys butt 

can i suck on your fishys butt?
fishys butt by jack melancon October 28, 2020

tropical buttfish 

Any number of poolboys, cabana boys, lifeguards, etc. who work in or around water and whose sexual orientations range from ambiguous to flamboyantly homosexual.
"All these tropical buttfish are deflating my sails."
or
"He's a total tropical buttfish. He hit on Mrs. Windham's son last night at the luau."