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butt dandruff 

The residue left on a toilet seat after wiping ones ass. I.E... dingle berries and poo particles.
Who left this butt dandruff on my toilet seat god dammit!
butt dandruff by JDSD April 3, 2010

butt dandruff 

when ur butt cheeks are very very hairy, and ur name is david dilbeck, and when u r in launguage arts class (or English) and u get up and there is white specks on the chair!
Bailey- ewwww look at davids chair!
Jane- ew i know its called butt dandruff.
Connor- ha ha ha
butt dandruff by Baymoo April 15, 2010

Butt dandruff 

Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole
Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"
Butt dandruff by Whitedslinger February 18, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026