the primary mortar ingredient found in the crack of the ass, used as the cement to hold dingleberries together.
by Snarfer January 3, 2006
1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker
2.a very,very,gay man
2.a very,very,gay man
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by kenny December 10, 2003
by Baby Suri Cruise December 12, 2006
A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.
After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.
by Some Lao Wai May 8, 2006
by toast455 July 5, 2005
The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.
by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009
The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 24, 2009