Mud Butt

The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.
by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009
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The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 24, 2009
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Simply put, diarhea, a horrible shit that you cant hold in any longer.Commonly used on the Chappelles Show.
Aw shit, I knew I shouldnt have ate that burger, now I got Mud butt and no place to shit.
by neverrusty October 23, 2006
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Mud Butt

-adjective
To possess ample enough diarrhea within one's body wherein it becomes humanly impossible to contain. After such an event, said "mud" escapes from the body usually attacking the underwear first, then outerwear...
Man, my girlfriend and I went to that all you can eat spicy taco night. I had mud butt so bad I had to throw my underwear away.
by Lungcheese October 14, 2008
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As opposed to explosive diarrhea which is normally cleared in one cataclysmic event, mud butt is characterised by soft stool that may take several attempts before being cleared from one's bowels. Mud butt is an uncomfortable feeling of needing to shit but knowing that there just isn't enough back pressure to deal with the backlog of soft fecal matter.
I had a terrible sleep last night, drank six coffees this morning, and now I have a bad case of mud butt.
by Mister Mud Butt September 10, 2019
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mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.
After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.
by toast455 July 05, 2005
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when you fart, and some diarreah comes out, and coats the inside of your butt cheeks.
I was eating mcdonalds and all of a sudden i got mud butt.
by ipfreely March 05, 2004
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