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will you bury me 

Will you marry me has lost all sense of meaning with half of them ending up in divorce. Will you bury me indicates farther commitment.
Man: Will you bury me?

Woman: Do scottich men wear dresses?
will you bury me by cdubmoney April 15, 2010

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! 

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! 

Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!

60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican 

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.
When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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