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bumsicle 

A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.
"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."
bumsicle by Captain Cornhole January 29, 2004
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Of or relating to being busy all the time.
I am a very busical person, always on the go and not ever stopping to smell the proverbial roses.
busical by P.P. Ping January 14, 2008

bumsicle 

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.
Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".
bumsicle by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

Bumsickle 

An exclamation or interjection for something that is mildly unfortunate.
The printer is broken and you didn't really need to print that dirty picture but you wanted to and it sucks that you can't.

Horny Self: "Bumsickle."
Bumsickle by Beardlust December 22, 2008

bumsicle 

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass
Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.
bumsicle by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010

Bumsicles 

When the poo only comes half out and then gets stuck and cannot come out you are left with a bumsicle.
Eva: Man I had a major bumsicles last night!
Ciara: I get them everyday...
Niamh:...
Bumsicles by Niamh__ October 29, 2014