bump uglies 

A euphemism for sex. See your local human anatomy book for more detail.

We were bumpin' uglies 'til dawn!

bump uglies by warren b October 21, 2001

Bump Uglies 

To have sex.

I bet you that in 20 minutes theyre gonna be Bumping Uglies.

Hey man, saw you leave with that chick, did you Bump Uglies?

Bump Uglies by JJwhite October 30, 2006

Bump Uglies 

Bogan or redneck term for sex.

Bumping Uglies is the term for doing it right now.

Wanna go and Bump Uglies?

I can hear the neighbours Bumping Uglies.

Bump Uglies by Chookie D Bomb July 4, 2021

bump uglies 

Do the nasty a.k.a. fuck

Nothin's on TV...wanna bump uglies:)

bump uglies by Not a redneck- Just Country...Thats all May 9, 2006

bump uglies 

to have sex....a colege term, commonly qouted from the film Van Wilder.

"Dude Karen, Me and mitch totaly went to his house to bump uglies last night! It was the best 24 seconds ever!!"

bump uglies by b!zkit August 11, 2006

bump uglies 

To hook up with someone.

Did you hear that Mike was bumping uglies with Kate behind the auditorium?

Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?

bump uglies by Popand Lock October 3, 2012

Bump uglies 

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

Bump uglies by sudnvm May 29, 2020