The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.
Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"