bum it 

A term used to express how lazily you do something.

Jim: Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?
Bob: I'm just going to bum it and watch tv.

bum it by connor1414 January 28, 2009

bum it 

1.to laze around at a particular meeting place for interactions between yourself and your peers

2.sitting down doing nuthing in particular, just being bored

Joe: hey Andy im bored, wanna go bum it?
Andy: fuk outh!

Chris: what have u been up to?
Bill: nuthing, just bumming it

John: Hey Mark how was ur daii todaii?
Mark: fukn gay, just bumed it

bum it by Andy Andy June 28, 2008

Bum it 

A butt.

Nathan: Hi dork.
Rocko:You big bum it face!

Bum it by Austinne January 1, 2020

bum it blue 

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

bum it blue by lemonboy October 3, 2006

dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.

"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"

dig up a badger and bum it by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008

African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"

Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!

African Itchy Bum by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome 

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.

Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"

Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"

Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."

Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011