bum ed 

someone who has propa sressed you out so you say you bum ed
a slang word to call people when you are stressed out

1:hi freak
2:what
1:i said hi FREAK
2:shut up you BUM ED

bum ed by amyxxxxxxxxxx March 5, 2008

Bum'ed 

Noun
A shortened version of "Bum Head" commonly used in the north of England as a mild insult for someone who has done something stupid.

You locked yourself out and had to break the window to get in consequently slicing your leg open on the shards of glass? You complete Bum'ed.

Bum'ed by PanfaceDann September 30, 2011

Bumëd 

A Bumëd is someone who worships the Bum God.

To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.

The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING

SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT

THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP

AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵

Person 1: Why is her bum so tightly clenched
Person 2: Because she is a Bumëd.

Bumëd by The Bumëdš May 30, 2021

Bumed 

A retarded way of saying bummed. Usually used by closet homosexuals who sound like Kenneth Williams.

"Just found out its Gay Pride in town this weekend, thats me avoiding the place then, dont fancy being bumed and chased down the street."

Bumed by ManchesterMAD August 27, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019