(n.) the simultaneous ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of Kristen Stewart.
Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.
A pre-ritual dance that is used before the performance of a Bukkake act. The lyrics must be timed perfectly with the rhythym of the music to enunciate the "load delivering" syllable with the utmost oomph.
Dan dared the ancient dance of Bukkakalypso as he yanked his crank in front of Nancy's face:
Hey man go to the deepest sea.
Jerking the the rope is the life for me
as I come home to my place
I give you joy in your FACE!!!
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.