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buildups 

1) When you say or indicate that you'll do something, thus 'building it up', and then don't at the last minute.

2) When you do something you said you'd never do.
1) He said he was going to face me in a rap battle but he didn't show, what a buildups.

2) She made all that fuss about how she'd never switch to Pepsi but it was all buildups. She guzzles that shit now.
buildups by PhDInAss September 25, 2014
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Builduponius 

An occurrence that is helpful, fortunate, or otherwise makes your lot in life bigger & better.
Man 1: Holy smokes I sure am glad I invested in google stocks
Man 2: Yes, that ended up being quite builduponius for you, you famous jerk.
Builduponius by Trickypork April 24, 2015

Cum Buildup 

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While
Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup
Cum Buildup by Xmantra May 2, 2019

Deadly Semen Buildup 

A condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced sexual intercourse over a protracted time frame. While masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms associated with DSB it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. DSB can only be relieved by interaction with a sexual partner.
Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.

Charles: DSB? What is that?

Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.
Deadly Semen Buildup by JrWorthy October 23, 2009

Dreaded Sperm Buildup 

The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.

Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.

Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!

Toxic Sperm Buildup TSB

Scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called TSB or Toxic Sperm Buildup.
This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.

DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) 

A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"