Buffet is a short and discreet way for saying buttface.
How could you do that to me? You're such a buffet.
by LayJeno March 11, 2019
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A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.
Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.
by Deluded_or_summat March 21, 2007
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A place where depending on the type of buffet serves a vast amount of food. Usually this food falls under the same food category. There are some buffets that offer varieties of foods and not just one type. Usually those are the ones to go to. There are Chinese buffets, American buffets, Mexican buffets, and many more. Not all people at buffets are fat. I love buffets and I'm no where near fat.
Crappy buffets:Hometown, Golden Corral, cheap Chinese shit holes in my town that are pricey and give food poisoning.

Pricey buffets that are worth it: Sizzler's, Fiesta Buffet(Las Vegas), and usually the ones found in bigger cities.
by Yo5920 July 11, 2008
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1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act
His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.
Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.
by Ty Winter March 18, 2007
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An excessive amount of white women in a given area
The Lexington, KY Mall has a buffet of woman to choose from.
by The A.C. July 7, 2010
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