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BSAFS is an acronym for Butt Sex And Face Shots. BSAFS is the only reason why men put up with crazy ass bitches. BSAFS is a movement for men!
Friend: "Wow she really went off the deep end on you man. How did you keep your composure like that?"
Husband: "BSAFS mother fucker... BSAFS..."
BSAFS by matholimule April 10, 2011
Words you can keep
Acronym for Buttsex and Faceshots. Used to justify staying with a crazy female.
Joe: "That bitch is crazy. How do you deal with that shit? Why do you put up with her?"

Steve: "Bsafs, my son... bsafs."
bsafs by stepintime6 April 17, 2011
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Friend: Since when did Rosa Parks die?

You:…bsafr
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BSABSVR
BSABSVR - Both sides are bad so vote republican. An acronym to describe messages or memes from Republicans while they are royally fucking things up, democrats are clearly to be blamed for the incompetence, bigotry, and criminality of Republicans. This usually reaches peak wing nut during the last 6 months of an election cycle.
BSABSVR by GrandMass April 15, 2019
Stands for "both sides are bad, so vote Republican."

Usually said by a left-leaning person in response to a right-leaning person's claim of equivalency.

The reverse is seldom said, as Democrats are usually all to happy to tell their leaders they suck eggs, which may be why they can't win elections.
Lefty: "George W. Bush ran 2 wars on deficit spending."
Righty: "B. Hussein Obama is doing the same thing."
Lefty: "BSABSVR."
BSABSVR by 3018 February 18, 2011

Bsausage64 

Best youtuber tbh, hangs out with retards like nillan gay phid even though he hates them but makes quality content. truly awesome man
"Ooh, Bsausage64 just uploaded"
Bitch Needs A Fucking Sandwich

what you say to a really skinny girl who pisses you off
Person 1: i really dont like her, she such a bitch. i think shes anerexic too...
person2: yea... BNAFS
BNAFS by Fatty Mc Fatt April 15, 2008
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