bruiser

Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.

Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!

by Peter Ubik April 10, 2008

Bruiser

-A big bodied woman that look like she can kick your ass and is a pro catfisher.
-A big ass catfish caught by an angler/fisherman

-Bruuuh you see Adrian snag that bruiser last night? He finna deny it.

-Bruh caught the biggest bruiser in the canal last night on chicken livers.

by ed-tera April 23, 2019

Bruiser

A little known but amazing book by Neal Shusterman, a highly recommended author. Neal Shusterman also wrote the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everfound, and Everwild) Unwind, along with several other science fiction/fantasy novels. All are very well written with amazing plots and lovable characters.

Bruiser and Unwind are two of my all-time favorite books. If you haven't read them....You need to.

"Dude, I just finished Bruiser, and I teared up."

"I know you you feel man. Thats a great book."

by Brewster Rawlins February 25, 2013

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014

cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

by Slugger August 28, 2004

Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.

Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"

by van Orden December 14, 2010

brown bruiser

Defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it

Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.

by charliechaplin33 September 24, 2009