brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.

I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.

by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021