brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.

I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.

by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021

Mr. Brownstone

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"

"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

by StraightUpWestSide June 27, 2005

Brownstone

Heroin

Guns 'n Roses - Mr. Brownstone

by Peter22222223 January 22, 2010

brownstoner

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

brownstoned

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019