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Brown shark 

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.
Christina just let out the biggest brown shark
Brown shark by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

coney island brown shark 

He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.

Great Brown Shark 

When you lay a big turd and a second triangular turd lands on top of it. With the main turd submerged, and the top of the secondary turd sticking out of the water.
Dude! I have been meaning to tell you of the highlight of my weekend! A turd variant. So, two pieces... big brown turd, then secondary turd that landed on top of the first making a shark fin or Great Brown Shark, sticking out of the top of the water. I should've taken a picture!!

Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.
Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.

Brownshark 

“I was two blocks from home when I was suddenly noticed a brownshark circling my bowels.”
Brownshark by Ya_niggist October 11, 2021