brown condom eater Share definition Flag The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater boy 2 : DUDE i don't care... brown condom eater by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the brown condom eater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch