(Noun)

As 'Bromance' is a homosocial corruption of the word 'Romance'. 'Bronoodling' - as popularised by 'Hipster Run Off' - is a homosocial corruption of the established and largely heterosexual act of 'Canoodling'.

'Bronoodling' is an act of largely initiated by alt bros engaging in quality time together.

'Get up to anything last night?'

'Just spent some time bronoodling and listening to fuzzy buzzy indie bands. It was a Marathon, but we could Feel It All Around.'

'That reference is Washed Out. And wtf is bronoodling?'

'Get out of my life man. We can no longer bronoodle.

Bronoodling by Alt-Bro May 25, 2011

Related Words

brosnoodle • Bronoodling • besnoodle • Brinoodle • browndoodle • Boop noodle • boob noodle • brown noodle • Brown noodle bowl • brown poodle

bronoodling

Two persons of the same gender hanging out. Frequently used by Carles of Hipster Runoff to describe one alt celebrity hanging out with another alt celebrity. If they are opposite genders the word canoodling is used, even in non-sexual context.

- I've seen this guy bronoodling with Panda Bear after the show, he must be a chill bro!

bronoodling by grueislurking June 12, 2011

browndoodle

a dump thin enough the mistake for cat shit.

i thought i had a mad dump brewin but it was just a browndoodle.

browndoodle by Eddy mac October 12, 2006

Brinoodle

It’s a nickname for a girl named brianna, BRINOODLE

Oi brinoodle

Brinoodle by oficialbribri October 27, 2019

besnoodle

A gay child that was being thrown by a homophobic child.

"Hey! Look at that besnoodle!"

besnoodle by Yasss qehdhxhz November 23, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026