The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guyget so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'