broke dance 

A dance that is done when someone gets a bone broken while break dancing. It looks like a type of break dancing where the victim of the broken bone dances around with footwork, jumping up and down, and doing flips while screaming and crying at the same time. When Broke dancing the victim is almost always throwing themselves to the floor and running around in a circle while lying down, using their shoulder as a pivot. This broke dance move is called the shoulder spin which was invented by "Shemp" of the three stooges and was a move that planted the seeds that grew into modern break dancing today.

Jim's arm snapped while he was break dancing now he's doing his Three Stooges shoulder spin. Call an ambulance it looks like he's doing his broke dance.

broke dance by ItsObviousHUH? December 14, 2009

Broke Dancing

Someone who thinks they can break dance when they can't.

(Guy dances)

"Wow thats some...broke dancing right there.

Broke Dancing by aserjhfiau July 26, 2009

Flashing-lights Brake-dance 

The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.

"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."

Flashing-lights Brake-dance by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

brake dancing 

the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.

Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"

Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.

brake dancing by Big Oliver March 14, 2009

Blokedance 

The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.

As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.

Blokedance by The Chairman February 20, 2006

brokemance 

When a bromance goes sour.

John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!

brokemance by Danimal D March 12, 2013