broke back mountaineer 

A homosexual. A homosexual who doesn't conform to the gay stereotype.

Last night he told his mother he was a broke back mountaineer.

broke back mountaineer by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

brokeback mountaineer 

A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.

Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.

brokeback mountaineer by dvm January 30, 2008

Brokeback Mountaineer 

The man in a gay relationship that does the penitrating. One could think of the one partner as the mountain, and the other partner as the mountaneer ready to concure him and plant his meat pole on the summit.

In Fred and Jims gay relationship Fred was the "Brokeback Mountaineer".

Brokeback Mountaineer by Chet Anderson July 25, 2008

Brokeback Mountaineer 

A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.

"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"

Brokeback Mountaineer by Cards1 November 29, 2007

brokeback mountaineer 

A person of the small suburban town Mahwah New Jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the United States. In reality, Mahwah is 20 Miles away from New York City, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.

"Yo... why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?"

"Oh thats Trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer...fuckin fat faggot.."

brokeback mountaineer by Anthony R April 27, 2007

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.

Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

brokeback mountaineering by Jonathan Rogers January 8, 2008