Brods and sexy texy 

they have sex anywhere and are freaks in the bed. they can be in church and climb up on the alter and fuck in front of the priest. although tex has troubles with his mutant penis but its okay!

random person: i heard brods and sexy texy went hard last night

another random person: yea ik i heard them

Brods and sexy texy by TexHedderman February 23, 2022

karate brods 

it is an adjective of a gorgeous asian girl

yo coot, have you seen that karate brods?

naw man, but they do look damn fine!

karate brods by hawafricanman January 22, 2010

Brobs 

1.) A millennial buffoon;

2.) Obnoxious; Ostentatious;

3.) Thread killer; “My thread in the forum was getting some great responses, but then some attention seeking asshole shit on it and caused it to be shut down.”

Dude, my thread in the forum was a big hit, but then it got Brobs’ed

Brobs by IconoclasticBasterds May 10, 2021

da bridster 

cool hip hop librarian, marginally short, scottish ghetto slang for a pie, huggable, pretty damn cool, fablioni

wow, wow, wo you be as hip as da bridster

da bridster by ro-ro-on-no February 7, 2010

brodah 

A bro.
Hippies. Jamacians. These people say it.

Yo brodah man!
Wassup brodahh

brodah by ChromaticCynthia September 26, 2013

bredstik 

This is a nickname given to an Italian person who is a skinny legend.

Brad: Yo who's that?
Johnny: Oh that's bredstik.

bredstik by angelathestooopid May 19, 2020

Brads wife 

1. A beautiful angel who gave the best 11 years of her life to cracker barrel only to be let go without reason on her husbands birthday.

2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together

1. Dude 1: "Hey bru wanna hit up Cracker Barrel?"
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"

2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"

Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)

3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*

Brads wife by Princesshoops March 25, 2017