When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.

After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!

Brotein Shake by Brotein69 August 14, 2022

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brotein shake

a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.

"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.

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brotein shake

A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.

Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?

Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.

brotein shake by n8pants September 23, 2010

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BROTEIN SHAKE

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.

"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"

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Brotein Shake

Muscle Milk protein powder mixed with vodka. Typically consumed by Bros and Frat Guys post-workout.

"Bro, I've got to go pound my Brotein Shake so I can get swole."

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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