the bro-card fuck

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.

Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010

Bro the fuck up

Verb; Term used to describe a new bro member or one who isn't following the universal "Bro Code". Term is usually said when a fellow bro is fucking up.

Yo Bro, why don't you just Bro the fuck up and drink the ice.

by Sir Broseph February 22, 2011

Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.

1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.

by NotBobaDett April 11, 2011

fucking bro

A girl who u call bro and think of dem as a bro/sis even if u fucked dem if still call dem bro

Fucking bro a girl u fuck but still call her bro

Boy 1” oh she dank and u fucked her u gunna wifey her “
Boy 2 “Yeh I fucked her but she’s only my fuckin bro innit “

by Ur.girl. June 29, 2018

Fuck Bro

A form of expression of utter disappointment.

Pers 1: I railed that grenade from the bar last night.

Pers 2: Fuck bro. :(

by fuckmeinthegoatass April 09, 2011

Fuck Bro

Can be used as an exclamation, a question, or an answer to any question. However, it can only be used by short Italian guys that have low voices, a "New York" accent and are built to rip a car in half. They are usually named Vinny. If anyone else were to use it, someone that DOES qualify will surely be in earshot and would immediately appear and start "trowin' a beatin' on ya!

See a cute girl: "Fuck Bro", hit thumb with hammer: "Fuck Bro", ask: Do you want fries with that: "Fuck Bro", I just won a million dollars!!: "Fuck Bro?"

by Chustin February 02, 2011

what the fuck bro

Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening

Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021