Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.

by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021

Bring a dictionary and a thesaurus

You need to look up the definition of words as well as the homonyms and synonyms of words.

You wanna argue with me, bring a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'll give you a swift kick to the ass!

Cringe that is so cringe it wraps back around to being based.

*Anon posts an anime music video in response to somebody threatening suicide*
"Bringe"

by Ev1lInc August 9, 2023

The only thing worse than being a gringe is being a Bringe

by dj_arron January 21, 2022

Resort to extreme measures. A metaphor for putting aside conventional weapons and using nuclear ones.

"They aren't taking the hint? OK, time to bring the nuke and tell them to cut it out or we'll drag them off the premises."

by Al Benedict January 15, 2022

to continue foolish or senseless contributions to a subject

credit: used by Kieth Olbermann 4-14-10

"x can still bring the stupid"

by word bruiser April 15, 2010

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by March 21, 2021