A brigalite is somebody who lives in the brig. They are usually dressed in kapa track suits and rock ports walking their staffys. The brig is also known as a local zoo. You can book safaris through the brig online but bewear as the typical brigalite carrys a blowtorch and is very aggressive because kumels won't serve them their white storm before 9 o clock so they are left shaking their boxes off.
A:where have you been you look like shit?
B: got lost coming home in some safari like place.
A:oh god you would have been in the brig with the brigalites
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!