A brigalite is somebody who lives in the brig. They are usually dressed in kapa track suits and rock ports walking their staffys. The brig is also known as a local zoo. You can book safaris through the brig online but bewear as the typical brigalite carrys a blowtorch and is very aggressive because kumels won't serve them their white storm before 9 o clock so they are left shaking their boxes off.
A:where have you been you look like shit?
B: got lost coming home in some safari like place.
A:oh god you would have been in the brig with the brigalites
B: got lost coming home in some safari like place.
A:oh god you would have been in the brig with the brigalites
by Youkidnme May 01, 2015