brightstar

the hottest guy in the entire world. he loves jesus <3. and he has a girlfriend back off ladies :)

Isabelle: "damn he's hot"
Hannah: "i know right, he's smoking hot and he loves jesus"
Isabelle: "woah really?" *super impressed*
Hannah: "yeah i know. Brightstar is my husband <3"

by brightstars wifey June 10, 2021

brightslap

Invented by Bright Noa, it is a piercing slap to the face that instantly transforms wimps into MEN OF DESTINY!!

*SMACK*
"You slapped me! Not even my dad hits me!"

The brightslap. one of the most effective methods of discipline.

by Elzam V. Branstein April 15, 2009

brightmare

the horror of suddenly remembering you're living in a pandemic

I was watching a concert on youtube and suddenly remembered we're not allowed to do that anymore. Total brightmare.

by wiretapper November 13, 2020

Brightheart

brightheart WAS a cute cat from warrior cats. but after she got mauled by dogs (and survived??) but her cousin, (swiftpaw) was NOT as lucky. so her boyfriend (cloudtail) and her boyfriends uncle (fireheart) decide to go see cloudtails mother, (princess) so when cloudtail is talking to princess about his girlfriend, she asks "oh can i see her, if you brought her" and then fireheart says "ok dont scream princess but here" THEN BRIGHTHEART (or lostface cause the leader renamed her that) princess SCREAMS at how hideous cloudtails girlfriend is.... ugly and has half of her face like. gone. then lostface proceeds to ask "can i go look at my reflection in a puddle to see how ugly i actually am now?" so, fireheart shows her. AND SHE FREAKS OUT. like girl calm down you have bigger problems, actually probably not. but anyway somehow cloudtail still loves her? and theyre still alive in the books after like 30 (cat generations) go by.so yeah basically brighthearts story.

"you look like brightheart"

by cdawg millonare September 25, 2022

brightheart

the best character in the books

"do you like brightheart"
"no"
"i hate you"

by MothsSunglasses March 16, 2024

oasis brightstowe

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.

fuck oasis brightstowe

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020