Brentje is the best kind of person. He owns an endless amount of qualities. He is fun to be around and will make sure to help you when you need it. He’s the best friend and boyfriend you can have ;)
He’s sweet, loyal, caring, smart, kind-hearted, en geweldig :)
He's also the best person to play minecraft or tf2 with. He also is really fucking hot ;) and he detains the most beautiful eyes <3
Everyone who knows a Brentje can consider themselves the luckiest person.
Bregje is amazing, funny, beautiful, awesome, wonderful. In bed she is a wild beast and she can handle every man. Although she can be rude, she has a good heart and everybody loves her.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).