Breakfast

The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...

by latinflavor August 16, 2009

breakfast

A meal that is usually served in the morning.

Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!

by Kyle May 17, 2003

breakfast

a name given to a particular person who you find extremly attractive and would like to jump make out, or have sex with. this comes from the saying "man, i'd eat her for breakfast"

"that guy has a body like a god, he's my breakfast"
"murray is my breakfast"
"i'd love to lick that breakfast stamp"

by r-boat June 11, 2008

Breakfast

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Her skirt is so short I can almost see her breakfast!

by Strapscan July 7, 2009

breakfast

commonly pronounced brek-fist, the meaning of breakfast comes from how it is spelled. Break as in to take a break from an action, or work, and fast as in the long period of time that you didn't have anything to eat
hence: breakfast

breakfast usually consists of either/or combinations of: eggs, bacon, toast, omelette, cereal, cinnamon rolls, pancakes, waffles, fresh/dried fruit, or many others depending on country or region

note: the word fast has 2 mannings, one for speed, and the other is listed above

i had bacon, and eggs for breakfast. It was nice to have some food in my belly to break my fasting i did last night

by airathee the archer October 23, 2010

breakfaster

The coolest person in existence. Yep, that's it.

Person: Hey, who's that cool guy?
Person 2: He must be a BreakFaster!

by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

Breakfast

What you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.

George Volcano: "It will make you shout, 'C'mon world I'll have you for breakfast!' Try some!"
Tyrannosaurus Allen: "Hmm yes, I do feel hydrated! C'MON WORLD I'm Tyrannosaurus Allen AND I'll HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"

by John Claset February 22, 2008