breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

by momo jenkins March 6, 2005

breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

by Scatcap September 2, 2007

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle April 29, 2007

Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop February 4, 2018

Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.

Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!

by M the Insomniac April 16, 2007

Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.

Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.

by Chance334 January 31, 2014

Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.

My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.

by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 3, 2011