The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.
Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...
by archane January 18, 2008
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When a person is wiping themselves, and a finger (digit) breaches the toilet paper.
There's been a digital breach! Someone help! I've got poop on my finger!
by Dave Threadgill February 14, 2018
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The action of nutting before entering an orifice, inspired by military maneuvers this technique allows one to quickly and efficiently engage in intercourse.
Friend:Hey, what did you do with that girl last night?

Me: oh you know, just the ol' Breach and Clear
by Beej! April 27, 2017
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When something or someone is shoved into your rectum (asshole)
My cat tried to give my dog a rectal breach.
by Scat man October 5, 2003
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trekkie slang for being close to shitting yourself
man i gotta take a shit or else im gonna have a core breach.. to which the replie should always be..."make it so"

see also warp core breach
by Jim Venner December 15, 2004
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When a male lies on his back and throws his legs over his head while beating off and then jizzes in his own face.
Go full breach yourself.
by Antwaan Rocomoro August 8, 2014
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to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.
"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)
by sean February 7, 2005
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