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Marlon Brawndo

A eye-scorching vision of masculine pulchritude, best viewed with eyes partially averted to avoid heat damage; a male thirst trap so sizzling that not even a bathtub filled with Brawndo could slake the viewers' thirst

Did you see that Marlon Brawndo cross the finish line in those little running shorts?

by antonympseudonym April 9, 2019