Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
by Dan Schweddy February 25, 2009
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tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.
I tree branched that bitch last night.
by BlingBling June 01, 2005
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Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
by Elvenelder September 29, 2010
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Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.
I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.
by Choxy January 20, 2025
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Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!
by GoonMaster11 February 29, 2024
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