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brahskiette by ThatOneGuy7 October 27, 2011
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Broskiette
The female version of Broski, so all the cool female-skis can join the males and non-binaries in being totally bro-tastic. Here's the new and improved Broski and Broskiette bible; the bro-ble!
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
THE LAWS!
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.
11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.
22. Snitches get stitches.
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
THE LAWS!
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.
11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.
22. Snitches get stitches.
Broskiette Sophia: "Hey fellow Broski! Have you been respecting people today?"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
Broskiette by No Capes October 15, 2020
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