bozoitis

A highly contagious illness that causes one’s brain to be as smooth as the left ass cheek of a new born baby.

Ayo bill’s got bozoitis!
Of Fr? no way.
Yeah, better stay clear of him!

by Apollo06 July 16, 2022

Bonoitis

A disease that affects lead singers in bands or in their solo careers and causes them to become pompous assholes. The condition is named famously after Bono, the lead singer of U2, well known to be a pompous asshole.

Person 1: Have you heard of the lead singer Morrissey of the Smiths?
Person 2: Yeah, he totally has a bad case of Bonoitis.

by Aetherlian July 15, 2022