boyfriend asmr

A thing that some guys upload to YouTube where they pretend they are your boyfriend while whispering but nobody knew it exsisted until Emma chainberlin made a YouTube video featuring boyfriend asmr

Omg that guy has a boyfriend asmr video on YouTube!!

boyfriend asmr by Skskskswilsonsk July 3, 2019

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boyfriend asmr

A name for a style of audio roleplay by VAs focused on intimate relationships, often used on YouTube where the audio stops right before it becomes sexual and then linked away to a site that allows more sexual content and/or includes a paywall.

The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.

The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.

Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.

It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.

It is basically audio porn.

I found this guy that boyfriend asmr on YouTube.

boyfriend asmr by Laura Some Number October 14, 2022

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boyfriend ASMR

Something lonely people listen to and pretend they are in a relationship.

Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others

I listened to boyfriend ASMR all night whilst crying

boyfriend ASMR by EnhypenStan May 14, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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