Victorian slang term (most commonly used from the years 1839-1912) meaning to hurry up. Similar to the phrase 'step on it.' Experienced a recent surge in popularity due to its use in the movie Nosferatu (2024).
When a girl is not shy and decides it is time to fornicate by hopping on a penile shaft whether it be natural or synthetic in hopes that it will impress the other person.
to "bounce up on it" means that you find a certain person physically attractive and would enjoy having intercourse with them. the opposite: kick it to the curb
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.