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bottom half of the internet 

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.
I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.

bottom-half reveal 

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.
Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.
bottom-half reveal by YAWA May 25, 2021

Bottom Half Strike

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a ball, but because the home team is up to bat with a very large lead, the umpire has widened the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a strike. The pitch is therefore only called a strike in the bottom half of the inning. See top half ball.
"That pitch was over my head, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling bottom half strikes."

bottom-half bath 

When one accidently sharts in their pants and enters the shower with only the bottom half naked to clean the buttocks.
"I had to take a bottom-half bath today because I sharted so hard."
bottom-half bath by SeanSean February 10, 2007

halfway through the bottom

Halfway through the bottom means that you are depressed. It was mainly used in the Pink Guy song "Help" It means that you are halfway through the bottom of your life and you can only go downhill from here.
I woke up sinking halfway through the bottom.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026