Boston Market 

Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.

I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

Boston Market by Worldsmostdangerousairport November 29, 2011

Boston Market 

Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!

Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market

Boston Market by buggy424 April 7, 2008

Boston Market 

When skater slaps his sweaty balls in her face and it smells so bad she falls through the ceiling, breaking her ankle

Skater gave Stacie a Boston Market

Boston Market by Theheatttt June 27, 2022

Boston Market 

The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.

Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.

I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.

Boston Market by The Boston Marketer March 27, 2015

boston market bowling ball 

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

boston market bowling ball by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014

Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

Looking for the Boston Market by Jerz26 January 17, 2014