bork

1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise

-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt

-synonym for balkanize

1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.

-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!

by James Frattison May 9, 2011

bork

1. The common sound of a doggo( See doggo)

"Yo, did you hear that big doggo's bork?"
"Yea."

by TehRealCoralSnek May 27, 2017

Borking

The act of farting underwater and eating the bubbles.

Ewww...that nasty pig was just borking in the pool.

by Mikey Modogg August 12, 2005

Bork

To ruin a chance at; to botch, to fail, to mess up.

I completely borked my interview.

by K.S. December 4, 2003

bork

To block someone's Supreme Court nomination through a systematic approach of belligerent questioning, hyperbolic statements, and character assassination.

"Clarence Thomas doesn't have a chance: we're gonna bork the crap out of him."

by DES1989 July 20, 2009

Bork

Once having received a job interview, or having made a sale - blowing it by keeping to talk too long.

Robert Bork borked himself at the supreme court nomination hearings.

She interviewed for the job successfully in the first five minutes, but she just wouldn't shut up.

I had that couple ready to buy an insurance policy, but I borked it by pushing too hard on the details.

by Omaha Guy January 23, 2020

bork

Bork - a sound used for dogs, such as Gabe the dog, The internet version of bark

Person learning internet culture: omg, this doggo just borked!
Meme expert: well, yeah
Person learning internet culture: shut up, cunt SJW

by MemeExpert December 28, 2016